Post log 200808170152 PJs

PJs - Stands for Jokes which are Poor, Private, Pffft, Puh-lease, etc.

My spouse actually got some today, PJs that is.

How do you fit an elephant in a fridge?

You open the door and put it in - simple.

How do you fit a camel in the fridge?

If you are thinking, open the door and put it in, you are forgetting one thing, you need to take the elephant out!

How do you fit 4 elephants in a car?

2 in the front, 2 in the back - he he he.

How do you fit 4 giraffes in a car?

now, now, you can't take the elephants out, the giraffes don't like to get into the car!!!

Do you want to hear a dirty joke?

2 pigs fell into the yuck.

An even dirtier joke...

2 fell in, 3 came out.

The desert fox decided to call all the animals for a meeting, everyone attended except for the camel, why?

Aren't you forgetting something, he's still in the refrigerator!!!!!!!!!

I had a friend, who used to go on and on and hit the final one - oh it was just funny. I maintain that generally PJs, unlike regular jokes, are for the laughing benefit of the narrator and other potential narrators. You have to "GET" them.

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